
I have bumps all over my head (he observed the Dr. removing some stitches from a minor procedure on my scalp).
I cannot go to grandma's 'cause I'm sick. (really! you can't go to grandmas?!)
I cannot go to school 'cause I have a really, really bad headache.
I cannot go to bed 'cause I am too sick.
I cannot go to the gym 'cause my stomach hurts.
Instead of rushing the X-man to the emergency room or Dr. office which he has requested repeatedly, I have made a self-diagnosis. You guessed it, folks, we're looking at a serious case of hypochondria! (defn): Hypochondriacs become unduly alarmed about any physical symptoms they detect, no matter how minor the symptom may be. They are convinced that they have or are about to have a serious illness.
I write this post as part PSA (Public Service Announcement) & part appeal for some assistance. If Alexander observes you sniffling, blowing your nose into a tissue or, heaven forbid, sneezing! he may show great alarm and/or express concern that you are terribly sick & should immediately seek medical attention. Please assure him that there is a good possibility you'll live to see another day! :) If he sees you with any type of band-aid or cast/crutches, etc. extra assruance might be required.